Brain Transplants

sky · #1 (**permalink**) 08-01-08, 10:01 AM

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ''Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.''
''Well, how much does a brain cost?'' asked the relatives.

''For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,'' replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, ''Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?''

''Standard pricing practice,'' said the doctor. ''Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.''

#2 (**permalink**) 08-01-08, 10:15 AM

Very funny, but of course also entirely factually correct!!!

sky · #3 (**permalink**) 08-01-08, 10:18 AM

Without a doubt.lol

#4 (**permalink**) 08-01-08, 03:55 PM

too true sky hehehe

#5 (**permalink**) 08-01-08, 04:20 PM

lol i like it nutter!

#6 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 01:21 AM

lol even i agree with that :P i dont actually think half the time im sure

just in my little world of absurd little instances, beer, and women, hmmm my world.............

jazzy · #7 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 02:29 AM

very true lol, but mens should have a use by date too lol, think they would go off without been used too lol

sky · #8 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jazzy

very true lol, but mens should have a use by date too lol, think they would go off without been used too lol

pmsl most men's at least hun, I'm sure theres a minority that have the tiniest use from them.lmao

#9 (**permalink**) 18-05-08, 11:35 PM

Very funny joke. Can it be a poem?

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