English love peom

[jazzy]

An English Love Poem


Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there


No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get


No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the telly's on

And fetch another beer

[betty b]

hahah you have been bugging mine and daves romantic nights in. lol

i bet a yorkie wrote that. xx

loved it lol

[chodder]

fantastic poem loved it

[jazzy]

sure they did betty lol can you tell lol xxx

nice 1 jazzy loved it

not quite willy shakespeare............

........but in made me laugh!!!

[emmski]

nice poem jazzy
as romantic as the brit men are gonna get

love it....

[shazzababie]

who said romance is dead lol

good one jazzy