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Old 18-03-08, 11:32 PM
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She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
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Old 18-03-08, 11:42 PM
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i aint got a dirty mind ...... honest lol xxxx

an if you believe that you will believe owt lmao
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I have NEVER entered a state of bliss visiting the dentist - what's his name oh and do you have his phone number maybe ? !!!!
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I have NEVER entered a state of bliss visiting the dentist - what's his name oh and do you have his phone number maybe ? !!!!
dammmmmmmmmnnnnn i shud hv been a dentist lol
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PMSL !!! Actually that reminds me - did you see that programme on TV the other evening regarding Hypnosis? This woman actually had TWO TEETH removed with NO analgesia MEGA YUCK. They monitored her pulse the whole way through and it never increased. Oh the power of the mind - wish I could harness mine to control various issues I have !!
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PMSL !!! Actually that reminds me - did you see that programme on TV the other evening regarding Hypnosis? This woman actually had TWO TEETH removed with NO analgesia MEGA YUCK. They monitored her pulse the whole way through and it never increased. Oh the power of the mind - wish I could harness mine to control various issues I have !!
missed it lol dammmmmmmmmmmm again
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heard this before but still giggle a little
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that was a good one lol i must have a dirty mind coz i wasnt expecting that ending lol xxx
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