Viagra coffee

sky · #1 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 08:28 AM

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

#2 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 11:08 AM

pmsl maccy d's could always do with a bit of livening up anyway lol

sky · #3 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 12:18 PM

It needs blowing up more like.lmao

#4 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 12:36 PM

pmsl love that one , lmao well less said bout mc ds n blowing up the better cos they support a certain organisation lol

sky · #5 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 12:48 PM

yeah the lets make everyone fat and spotty organisation.pmsl

#6 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 01:14 PM

hahaha u lot r nutters xxxx

sky · #7 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 01:24 PM

try to be hun

shazzababie · #8 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 04:02 PM

apparently women can take viagra... i aint tried it have any of u ?

#9 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 04:14 PM

good god no shazza are u mad poor j would divorce me bad enough without them pmsl

#10 (**permalink**) 10-01-08, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shazzababie

apparently women can take viagra... i aint tried it have any of u ?

Not personally.... but know a couple of women who have.......one just felt hot and flushed and not too great, the other was as rampant as a sex starved nun pmsl...........boy did her and her fella have a great nite..........spose its like any drug mite make some ppl feel crap and others on top of the ...erm.....world pmsl

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