footie joke

[betty b]

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She Asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher Looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your Hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not an Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Leeds united fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Leeds united fan?'

'Because my mum is a Leeds united fan, and my dad is a Leeds united fan, so I'm a Leeds united fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Leeds united fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all Of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug Addict, what would
you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'

[jazzy]

oooooooooooooooh good one though lmao xxxx

[honeypie]

hahah very good

[bluescouser]

luv it when ppl diss the pool.
though you,d av to b a bit tapped to support leeds.lmao

[betty b]

were not tapped and we do.
lol

[tony5070]

haha betty keep them comin

[julie]

iam not tapped and i support leeds united and ave done all my life lol

good joke betty i like it lmao keep em coming

[pete8242]

you can have harry kewell back
if thats a leeds player its no wonder you lot got relegated

[betty b]

Dave told me to call u a bin dipper lover!! dunno what that means. pmsl

[pete8242]

not all scousers raid bins
theres skips too yknow