One Upmanship

This is a creative thinking game. Your objective is to post something that, in some way, is better than the previous post. You can be as outrageous as you like !! For example:

An elephant has a trunk

next poster:
But a piece of pizza tastes a lot better

next poster:
But a cowpat will mould to your head better

So to start the game off:

Traffic lights are very colourful.......

but a rainbow has more colours!

But Josephs coat had MANY colours !!!

[starstruck]

Im lost with this one......

It's basically trying to outdo what the person says above about something - with something better.

You hear it every day with folk i.e.

One woman says to another - "my Frank was told he'd cracked a rib"
The other replies - "well my Tom was told he'd broken ALL his ribs"

It's just simple one-upping whatever was said - we're women and women are good at this sort of stuff !!!

I'll give you another one to start you off:

My house has 4 bedrooms all en-suite...................

my house has 5 bedrooms all en suite and i have a cleaner

But a palace is bigger and has an army of cleaners

[pete8242]

i own my own tropical island
and have an army of bare naked slave wimen who do my every bidding
and a small dog who is loving loyal and eats rottweilers for breakfast
which is served to him by one of the abovementioned bare naked slaves

[shazzababie]

if i did a red sh1t u wuld all probably do a red white n blue one tbh

Oh yeah!! Well, I see your red sh1t with the probable red white and blue sh1t WITH STARS within the blue!