Difficult Choices - question and answer game

[emmski]

a give him tips on how to do it properly
and
c get jealous of his better legs

your all alone in your room and having a good old fumble in your nether regions
suddenly you look at the window
and theres the fooking window cleaner
do you
a scream and run out the room dying with embarresment
b put on a show licking your nipples etc

You've either got an enormously long tongue or big pendulous breasts - I can't lick mine psml - wot u like woman lol !!!

The most logical thing to do is draw the curtains and carry on lol

Right you come on this forum board early one morning to find you've suddenly 'acquired' 50,000 credits what do you do?

A - Tell Mr Woc there's been some mistake
B - Say nothing but quietly 'donate' them all to everyone

(mmm, toughy this one lol !!)

Altho I'm not married now...

My final answer is A. Because if he's going to look like an idiot, I want him to do it in correct fashion.

You are backstage at a concert with a date and the breathtakingly gorgeous lead singer slips you a hotel key...

Do you...

A. Take the key on the sly and ditch the date after the concert?
B. Refuse the key and enjoy the rest of the evening with your current date?