New words for 2008

sky · #1 (**permalink**) 27-12-07, 03:21 PM

New Words for 2008
>>TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

>>BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was >missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

>>SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,craps on everything, and then leaves.

>>ASSMOSIS . The process by which people seem to absorb success and >advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

>>SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only >to get screwed and die.

>>CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

>>PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube >farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. >(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

>>SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies >turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay >home with the kids or start a "home business".

>>SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

>>STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and >whiny.

>>PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an >electronic device to get it to work again.

>>ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the >rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often >profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed >to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - >needlesspaperwork and processes.

>>404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 >Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

>>OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that >you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

>>GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of >buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff >member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is >known as a McShit with Lies.

>>AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black >box'.

>>AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

>>BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze >cruise at 3am.

>>BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home >after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you >live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

>>GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

>>MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive >when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth >seeing.

>>MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you >go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

>>MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're >in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive >people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

>>MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning >before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a >10-Pinter in your bed instead.

>>PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks

>>SALAD DODGER . An excellent phrase for an overweight person

>>SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person

>>TART FUEL . Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

#2 (**permalink**) 27-12-07, 07:28 PM

pmsl, seen some of them before but definitely seen a lot of testiculating when I was out on christmas eve lol, way to much testosterone in one place hehehe and I had some mistletoe given to me, disaster after a few drinks it was tucked down my top lol............luckily pete was in the festive spirit, we were in a gay bar so was only getting drooled on by some gorgeous men (whom pete didnt feel particularly threatened by lol) all spoken for tho.........damn it some of them were mighty fine specimens of men lol!!!!!,

pete8242 · #3 (**permalink**) 27-12-07, 07:59 PM

>>SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies >turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay >home with the kids or start a "home business".

oh shit ill soon be living it
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#4 (**permalink**) 27-12-07, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pete8242

>>SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies >turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay >home with the kids or start a "home business".

oh shit ill soon be living it
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lmfao ohh yes u will pete hehehe, the choices we make when we have had a few always come back to bite us on the arse in the end lol........................u will love it u know u will